The Definition of Politics

Politics comes from two words. Poly, meaning many and tics - a blood sucking parasite. Based on this breakdown I guess many of those that represent us are blood sucking parasites.

Do you need additional explanation?

The Difference

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barak Obama were walking down a Washington, D.C. street when they came upon a homeless man.

John MCain gave the man his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless man.

Hillary was very impressed so when they came upon another homeless person she decided to help. She walked over to him and gave him directions to the welfare office. Then she reached into John McCain's pocket and got $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless man $5.

When they came upon yet another homeless man, Barak told him to "have hope...change is coming..." and gave him nothing.

Now do you understand the difference?

NOTE: I did not create this, it was emailed to me and the author is unknown, but I thought it was poignant enough to post to my blog.

Hillary -vs- Obama Fight Night

Here is a great game from the New York Post for all you Hillary and Obama fans. Pick your candidate and then throw your punches.

http://www.nypost.com/spsections/hill_vs_obama/